Physics

[lissalysikan]

(In revenge for her useless answers while she was trying to watch cartoons, her physics for the day was to explain microwave cooking.)

Mikerwabe cooked a food wif lekdromunettic raydayshin. Taked a lekdromunettic feel ez goss liddle wabelenf das close aroun a reznince ub wader en pushed id inna food, den a wader mollicles inna food tries a lined up wif a munettic feel bud izza moobin feel sos a mollicles spinned. Dat maked m bumped inner eash udder n gibbed nudder energies deesh udder sos gess hodder. Das how come gess hodder unner a top firs cuz goss more wader mollicles a spinned n more fer m a bumped inner. Juss liddle ways in boud free er four er maybe eben fibe semidders dough nod allaways inna middle like gramaw said bud gramaw doan knowed physis sos kay a beed ron.

Comments

[foundunicorn.livejournal.com]

I impressed, I have a real hard time reading it, but she knows her physics.

[wizarth.livejournal.com]

I too do so dislike the "Microwaves cook from the inside out" concept that people keep dragging around.