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I think I am perfectly reasonable when I laugh hysterically at Grim cause he just discovered he looks like the wolfman would if he didn't shave. A grey-haired wolfman, anyway. He thinks I'm being mean cause I should have warned him (he won't look in mirrors cause he has severe rosacea) but what could I say? He has fur on his face - it's gross and yucky and bleah and disgusting - how many ways can I put it? But he thinks I should have mentioned 'where' on his face - as if it matters. It's where I kiss, it's gross. So now he fusses that it is up too close to his eyes - how am I supposed to know what is too close? My preferred face for kissing has no hair at all. Jen isn't going to say anything - she's still shell-shocked after a year or more of being a victim ... er, guest, here. She won't say boo unless Baby pokes her bottom - and then, well, that's a different subject. So it isn't my fault he just discovered fur under his eyes - and if he thinks I'm going to shave it he's nuts. Fur is bad, shaving it is too gross to deal with. I'd rather kiss it (as evidenced by the fact that I have done so in spite of his lack of awareness of it).
So now I get to watch Jen and Grim argue about who has more hair issues while Baby and I fall asleep (something I should have done hours ago but probably won't accomplish for hours to come).

Bye for now.