Physics Correction

[lissalysikan]

(Monster said something that showed a misunderstanding of E=MC^2. Baby felt it necessary to correct.)

Mass en energies iz quibalnd bud nod a same fing. Can dstroyed needer en can eben averd m berry mush. When a mass iz growed fum goin fass iz nod goss more madder iz goss more mass fum energies. Eben a newcler bom doan averd a madder. A mass ub energies fum bindin a adams iz moobed tmass ub energies ub lighd en liddle pardigles ub raydayshin den moobed tmass ub energies ub fire en splosions en noise. Nuffin averded fum madder tenergies er energies tmadder. Das sumfin iz ron in books eben school books. Fizississiz iz kine a dum en use a word fer difrin stuffs. Mass iz madder en mass is energies en energies is sorda madder bud nod ezackly. Doan goss good words sos das how come physis iz maffs cuz maffs doan ged afused wif a same ting meanin nod a same ting. Fer sample a moobin spayshp goss more mass en a nod moobin spayshp bud iz godda same moun a madder. If din den wooden beed a same spayshp no more and loss ub stuffs asides energies ud beed difrin en das nod a cases sos muss nod beed a case. Alla new mass inna moobin spayshp iz energies. Mosely k nettic energies bud udder kines like more grabidy cuz energies goss grabidy too nod juss madder. Das how come can goed fasser en lighd. Goss more mass fum goin fass sos needs more energies a goed fasser en a more energies maked more mass ed needs more energies a goed fasser en gess so mush energies mass ad dakes infinid energies a goed fasser en infinid izzen a nummer is a dear ub more en kin beed sos nod nuff energies zist tmaked goed no fasser.

( Fizississiz = physicists – she lost track of how many 'iss' sounds she was saying.
averd = convert
afused = confused
quibalnd = equivalent)