Gossa said aminders cuz peoples er dumb. Talkin boud quanum feeries iz boud maffs. Deres lossa feeries. Free er four er maybe eben fibe. Sums juss dumb bud a maffs iz kay till goes t streams den gess asulls ez doan maked sense en proobed can beed ride. Sums still tries a saids kay bud doan madder. Scienze iz boud makin perdishins den seein ifs ride. Das a strackshin. A lessin adays boud memmerin deres no madder. Iz all feels. Eben a pardigles talked boud afores juss feels. Pardigles iz juss a maffs fer feels. Fer samples feels ub munettics kin beed fodons fer a maffs n comes oud ride sos gess a feery boud munettics bein fodons iz ride til duz sperimen dat doan gossa same asull. Sos gossa feels das maybe pardigles en maybe nod. Sos phyziziziz asided iz bedder nod a worried boud id n juss dude a maffs n seed a sulls. Sos a sulls cummed up wif izzen no madder bud iz pardigles das nod madder sos gossa finked difrin en den camed up wif pardigle wabe doolty. Das pardigles iz pardigles bud iz wabes a same dimes. Deres nudder imlicashins. Means nuffin iz solid iz juss feels pushin eash udder. Bud some feels track eash udder like a stron force. Sos hadda splain dat n vended quarks n colors n udder fun tings boudem. Fer sample kin habbed vershwul pardigles like munettic feels iz vershwul fodons moobin atween places. Gossa feck bud doan seed a fodons aself. Das a feery ub gluons. Gluons doan eziss iz juss a maffs fer moobin a stron force atween quarks sos a quarks doan goed way fum eash udder. Das probly how come used innerashins steada force in books. Some books likes a maked stuff difrin n perten shanges stuffs bud id doan iz juss phyziziziz izza sames nudder peoples n doan cared boud a facks lons day gess a names inna books. Bud a troofs iz alla feeries boud pardigles liddler n adams iz boud maffs n splainin how comes deres marks onna plades n nudder attecders when knowed izzen no pardigles sep pard ub a feeries sumes knowed apposed a beed pardigles. Iz probly ride bud izzen guarandeed.
(kay – that was the best spacing I could do – it confused the heck out of me)